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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.
‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly
BABY GOT self-respect
HOLY SHIT THE COMMENTARY.
SO LADIES IF THE BUTT IS ROUND AND YOU WANT A TRIPLE-X THROWDOWN, please give me a clear indication of consent. Otherwise, I’m not going to pressure you into something you don’t want to do.
fuckyeahimwastingmylife:
The best comments.
Freaking genius. Love it.